i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
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This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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