I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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