Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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