he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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