Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Drake has all the answers
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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