Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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