To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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