Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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