stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
His nipple licking is glorious
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