Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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