it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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