It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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