Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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