38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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