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Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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