Plan B is the new Plan A
I need help removing her.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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