i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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