If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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