I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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