She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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