Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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