i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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