would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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