Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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