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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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