My room smells like vodka and shame
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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