whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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