She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I skipped work to stalk him.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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