Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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