in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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