Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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