it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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