I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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