based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
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we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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My liver just had a heart attack.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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