so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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