Your tits are I can't wait for
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
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Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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