Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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