i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
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There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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