we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
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We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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