Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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