i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
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I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'm always down for nudity.
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