North Korea, Best Korea!
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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