I heard we made out
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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