He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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