I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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