And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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