She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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