whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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