Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
ok first of all what the fuck
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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