What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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