I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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