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(919): View more from North Carolina

Well douche your snatch and let's go!

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(512): View more from Texas

This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.

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(773): View more from Illinois

If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel

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(563): View more from Iowa

I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.

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(626): View more from California

yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably

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(269): View more from Michigan

Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business

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(216): View more from Ohio

i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.

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